What do you do if your ex forces your signature on a marriage license? You make life as hard as possible for him…
Five years ago, Knox Ashford broke my heart.
Ripped it out, threw it to the ground, and stomped on it for good measure.
But now he’s returned. With the world’s worst marriage proposal.
Claiming to want me back.
My answer is something between go duck yourself and flipping him off, but he’s threatening to take our strip club if I don’t comply.
I can’t let him take everything me and my sister have built.
But if he wants me, he can get me in all my glory.
He should know though…. I will be the biggest pain in his ass…